THE SIGNS AS CONDIMENTS
  • Aries: Hot sauce, because white people hate you.
  • Taurus: Hollandaise sauce because u fancy
  • Gemini: Relish because people either hate u or love u
  • Cancer: Ranch cuz u thick n creamy
  • Leo: Ketchup. Everyone loves u except the people that don't
  • Virgo: Salt. Minimalist but a little goes a long way
  • Libra: Cocktail sauce because ur also fancy as hell
  • Scorpio: Mustard because u weird and no one really knows what ur made of
  • Sagittarius: Tzatziki cus ur exotic but still white
  • Capricorn: Ranch bc ur all business for salad but still good for other things
  • Aquarius: Nacho cheese sauce because u weird fam
  • Pisces: Barbecue sauce cus ur a mess and all over the place

    • #winter im crying at yours holy fuck  #scorpio.  #tru  #food ? 
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